This is what I will be looking like soon. The wages of a Nordic phenotype who spent his life in the sun. Not so much at the beach, although there too when I was younger. High altitude sun, Radon and X-rays from granite monoliths I was climbing, a ridiculous amount of time over 12000′ even as the ozone was waning.
I’ll post my picture when I get to week two. No sequestration, no mercy for the bewildered. I’ll tell everyone I’m trying out Halloween costumes, joined a punk band, that it’s the new rage and everyone will be doing it soon.
March bravely to meet your fate.